Funny Quotes about Friendship
Everyone should have at least two friends – one to talk to and one to talk about.
If you're on trial, good friends will defend you, better friends will bribe the judge but best friends will punch the judge in the face if he sends you to jail.
A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
– Erma Bombeck
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice
Our friendship has become our HABIT. Even if you try to take out H -ABIT remains. then take out A ,still BIT remains ,even if you take out B, still IT remains. :)
My doctor gave me six months to live. Being the friend that he is, when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. I think he got his doctorate online :)
Friendship is like a network, where no charges of activation, free incoming,
and outgoing, no signal problems with roaming facility all over the world. :D
a good friend helps you up when u fall a best friend helps you up then trips u again ~
You know we are good friends, if you smile I smile, if you cry I cry if you are mad I'm also mad and if you jump of a cliff, trust me, I will miss your e-mails
Your validity of being my friend is going to expire after 1 hour, please recharge your friendship immediately by delivering four to five sweet & cool messages. So please hurry!!!
Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
- John Lennon
Funny Quotes about Friendship
I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."
- Jeff Foxworthy
If you were a flower I wouldn't pick you at all! Not because I don't like you but because I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend in the rest of my life!
A real friend is like a computer. Enter your life then 'save' you in their heart, 'format' everything you need, 'control' your emotions, 'shift' you to lots of opportunities, 'delete' all bad memories in the past and never throw you in the 'recycle bin'!
Friendship is like a blank cheque, its an asset and not a liberty, always a credit not a debit, always a profit and not a loss, just always make sure that it will not bounce. ;D
When you're down and troubled and you need a helping hand from me, and when nothing seems going right, just close your eyes and then think, of me and sooner or later I'll be there. Yeah I know its a song but trust me, when you need me, Just call my name and I'll do everything that I can just to be with you. :)
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If something happened and all of my friends jumped off a bridge, I won't jump with them, I'd rather be at the bottom and try to catch all of them